I was told to write something to market my new show Loophole, but to be honest, I don’t think you’re going to decide whether to buy a ticket or not based on this half-arsed collection of words. So, really, all I need to do is reach the required 100 words. That’s 50 so far. Nearly there.
Ooooh, what about my favourite fact: did you know that when you swallow a spider, it can taste your dreams?
